you know who would be a pain in the ass to dominate in bed?
ropes? nah dude.
handcuffs? dont think so.
a straight jacket under water and surrounded by sharks? no fuck u he gone
i feel like i’ve never ever noticed that claudia is called claudia like i’m trying to imagine other people saying her name and things her name is written on and it’s all really weird like i’ve done this with like the word car or something before but this is really really weird
actually this is really disconcerting the word claudia suddenly looks really uncanny what if that’s not my sisters name wtf help
You know sometimes when I’m talking to other people about my sister I’ll say like “my Claudia is in sixth form” rather than “my sister is in sixth form” or “Claudia is in sixth form”.
And then I’m like oh yeah, you don’t have your own Claudia, you can’t have mine, get your own.
I SEE SOME OF YOU ARENT VERY HAPPY RIGHT SO HERE’S A REMINDER THAT BUNNY NOSES DO THE THING
DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BUNNY NOSES THING
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt